6 August 2016

Over 40

40 years old?
You’re 4 perfect 10's!

No woman should have kids over 40. Really, 40 kids is enough.

40 is when you finally get your head together and your body has other ideas.

Wow, you’re 40! You were such a happenin’ dude.
What happened, Dude?

The forties are pretty much like the thirties, except it takes longer to recover from a big party. And you start to get more sensible tattoos.

Feeling over the hill at 40? No worries. Popping bubble wrap turns everybody into a little kid again.

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