Showing posts with label Birds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Birds. Show all posts

3 January 2016

Owls

In Polish folklore, girls who die unmarried turn into doves, whereas girls who are married when they die turn into owls. An owl cry heard in or near a home usually meant impending death, sickness, or other misfortune. Another Polish story tells how the owl does not come out during the day because it is too beautiful, and would be mobbed by other jealous birds.
The Ainu of northern Japan placed carved eagle owls on their houses to ward off famine and pestilence. They revered the Eagle owl as a messenger of the gods or a divine ancestor. They drank a toast to the Eagle owl before a hunting expedition. The Screech owl warned against danger, but the Barn owl and Horned owl were demonic.

2 January 2016

Robin Redbreast

One year the winter was very cold. There was thick snow on the trees.
The poor birds could hardly find anything to eat. All the birds sat together to discuss the problem.
The robin had an idea, “I will go and ask the people who live in those houses to give us some crumbs.” So, he went to one of the houses nearby. A man was working in the garden. The robin went and perched very close to him. The other birds were afraid to go near humans, but the robin was brave. When the man saw the friendly robin he brought him a tray full of crumbs. The robin felt very happy and called all the other birds to eat with it. In this way all through the winter, the robin arranged food for the other birds.
When the winter season was over, in order to thank the robin, all the birds gave him a red waistcoat and since then, he came to be known as Robin Redbreast.

4 June 2015

Trust

When someone gives you a rare insight into their life, do not repay that gesture by betraying their trust.

11 April 2015

The Seagull

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

19 August 2014

Tuesday


Have a terrific day


Have a happy Tuesday friends


Have a terrific Tuesday

29 July 2014

Walk away

from anything or anyone who takes away from your happiness. Life is too short to put up with fools and their drama.

26 May 2014

29 April 2014

20 February 2014

Have a good Thursday

Have a good Thursday

Penguin Joke to make you groan!

A man was driving along the motorway when he saw two penguins standing in the hard shoulder. They looked lost, so he picked them up and put them in the back seat of his car. He then goes to the petrol station to fill up and whilst he is there the attendant notices the penguins in the back seat.
He says to the man, “What are those two penguins doing in the back of your car?”
The man says, “I found them on the road and they looked lost, so I picked them up”
“You should take them to the zoo,” replied the attendant.
“What a good idea,” said the man, and then paid for his petrol and drove off.

The next day he went to the same petrol station and the same attendant serves him and notices the penguins are still in the car. He says to the man, “I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?”
The man replies, “I did... they loved it... and now I’m going to take them to the movies!”

13 January 2014

Parrot at Auction

One day David went to an auction. While he was there, he bid for a parrot. David really wanted this bird, so he got caught up and thoroughly involved in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. 
Finally, after he had bid much more than he had intended, David won the bid; the parrot was his at last.
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, 'I hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!'
'Don't worry.' said the auctioneer, 'He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?'

12 January 2014

The parrot and the thief

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.  He stealthily crept through the lounge and was stopped dead in his tracks when he heard a loud voice clearly saying, 'Jesus is watching you!'
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
'Jesus is watching you', the voice rang out again.
Thief, Parrot and rotweiller joke
The thief stopped dead again. He was frightened out of his wits. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a birdcage and in the cage was a parrot.
He asked the parrot, 'Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?'
'Yes', said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a heavy sigh of relief and asked the parrot: 'What's your name?' 
'Moses', said the bird.
'That's a silly name for a parrot, 'sneered the burglar. 'What kind of fool named you Moses?'
The parrot said, 'The same fool who named the Rottweiler Jesus.'

7 December 2013

What lies behind us

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

21 November 2013

A Parrot Attitude

A young woman named Jessie received a parrot as a gift many years ago. Over time the parrot developed an extremely bad attitude. 
It got to the point that every word out of the bird's mouth was rude and obnoxious.  Jessie tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else she could think of to 'clean up' the bird's attitude and by then 'foul language.'


Finally, Jessie was fed up and yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Jessie lost it and shook the parrot. The parrot became uncontrollable and even more rude. Jessie, in desperation, threw up her hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked, kicked and screamed.  Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.


Fearing that she'd hurt the parrot, Jessie quickly opened the door to the freezer.The parrot calmly stepped out onto Jessie's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
Jessie was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.  


As she was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

13 November 2013

Have you ever wondered?

Have you ever wondered  when you see geese heading south for the winter, why they fly in a "V" formation?  As each bird flaps its wings, it creates an uplift for the bird immediately following. By flying in a "V" formation, the whole flock adds at least 71 percent greater flying range than if each bird flew on its own.
When a goose falls out of formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to go it alone and quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the lifting power of the bird in front. 
 When the head goose gets tired, it rotates back in the wing and another goose flies point. 
  Did you know that geese honk from behind to encourage those up front to keep up their speed. 

Finally -  - when a goose gets sick or is wounded by gunshot, and falls out of the formation, two other geese fall out with that goose and follow it down to lend help and protection. They stay with the fallen goose until it is able to fly or until it dies; and only then do they launch out on their own, or with another formation to catch up with their own group. 

If we have the sense of a goose, we will stand by each other like that.

9 November 2013

Once you replace negative...

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.